Sarah here from Macon a Mess.
Almost 3 year olds say some funny shit.
- On the way to school this morning. S- Mommy whats that blue truck? Me- well that is a plumber, there is a man in there that fixes potty's and sinks. S- Eew why does he do that? Do he fix potty's and sinks and drinks and cars too?
- S- Mom I don't want to go to school to grow my brain, I want to go to work wif you to get money for my piggy bank.
- Me- Scarlet, wake up babe. S(out of a dead sleep)- MY NAME IS NOT SCARLET, IT'S DIEGO! Me- my bad. S- Mommy why you bad?
- S- Mom I don't want to go teetee, my bottom is spicy. (WTF?)
- S- Mommy I'm a girl Diego but when I grow up I am gonna be a big boy Diego and I am gonna have a big tail. (a tail you guys. a tail is what she decided her dad has when she saw him get out of the shower). Me- Well honey you are a girl, girls don't grow up to have tails (well some do), girls grow up to be women. (Thinking: holy shit, does she think she's a boy? what is going on? am I doing something wrong? should I dress her like a boy? shit shit shit).
- S- Momma your hair looks silly! Why you got worms on your head? (guess I should have flat-ironed my hair...)
So moms, what do yours say that leaves you laughing?
The tail bit really made me chuckle!!
ReplyDeleteA tail?!??! Ahhhh... That's funny.
ReplyDeleteAnd her bottom is spicy...he he he too funny.